Fancy Birthday Cake Card
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Ongoing Survival Birthday Card 🎂✨
Another year survived, and that deserves cake. Featuring the delightfully dramatic phrase “Today we shall eat fancy cake to commemorate your ongoing survival in this dreadful world,” this funny birthday card is perfect for celebrating with equal parts humor, existential dread, and frosting.
Details:
🎂 Funny birthday cake design
😂 “Today we shall eat fancy cake to commemorate your ongoing survival in this dreadful world”
💌 Blank inside for your own message
🖨️ Professionally digitally printed on sturdy, high-quality cardstock
📏 A2 size: 4.25" × 5.5"
♻️ Includes a 100% recycled kraft brown envelope with self-adhesive peel-and-press seal
💖 Protected in a cellophane sleeve
Because surviving another year absolutely calls for fancy cake. 🍰🎉
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