At Least You're Not Extinct Birthday Card
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🦖 Hey, At Least You're Not Extinct...Yet! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
A prehistorically funny way to celebrate another trip around the sun! Perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor (and maybe a few extra candles on their cake), this card is sure to bring a big birthday laugh.
✨ Card Details:
✨ A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") – The perfect size for a witty birthday message
✨ Blank inside – Plenty of space for your personalized note
✨ Printed on thick, uncoated recycled card stock – Eco-friendly & high quality
✨ Paired with a 100% recycled kraft envelope – A sustainable touch
✨ Packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve – Keeps your card fresh & ready to gift
🎉 Because aging might be inevitable—but at least extinction isn’t on the table (yet)! 🦕🎂
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