Life Expectancy Card
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🎈 “Wishing You the Life Expectancy of a GOP Congressperson.” Birthday Card 🧓
For the politically savvy and darkly humorous, this letterpress birthday card delivers a sharp jab wrapped in fine stationery. Printed in bold black ink on luxe ecru cotton paper, it’s equal parts roast and celebration.
DETAILS
• 📏 Size: 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
• ✍️ Inside: Blank for your politically-charged punchline
• 🧻 Paper: Ecru cotton
• 💌 Envelope: Brown bag kraft
• 🖨️ Printing: Letterpress
• 🎨 Ink: Black
• 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
Perfect for the friend who loves their birthday cards like their politics—blunt, brilliant, and borderline inappropriate. 🎉📬
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