
I Need A Soy Mocha Vodka Xanax Latte To Go Please Keychain
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☕🍸 I Need A Soy Mocha Vodka Xanax Latte To Go, Please Keychain – The Ultimate Order
We’re not saying you should try ordering this, but if life had a signature drink, this would be it. This best-selling keychain is back with a new design, perfect for anyone who needs a little caffeine, a little booze, and a whole lot of chill.
✨ Embossed lettering – No fading, no wiping off, just permanent chaos
✨ Durable & lightweight – Built for everyday use
✨ Perfect for keys, bags, or gifting – A must-have for anyone juggling too much
📏 Dimensions: 4.5″ x 1.6″ x 0.1″
Because some days, coffee just isn’t enough. ☕✨
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